Uh oh, check the calendar…
Guess what time it is?
Yup — it’s Christmas carol spanko parody time! How many years have I been doing this? I’ve lost track. But if you’re a newer reader and aren’t familiar with this tradition, you can check out a couple from years past here and here.
This year, I chose “The Little Drummer Boy.” Yeah, I know, that’s kind of cheating, since half of it is the same line over and over. But screw it, it’s 2020 — it’s the best I could do. Besides, I added a couple of extra verses to make up for it.
And really, “pa rum pum pum pum pum” simply begged for a spanko interpretation.
I really don’t know what to call this parody, but here’s my kind of drummer boy…
So, without any further ado… (throat clearing)… ♪ Mi mi mi mi ♫…
Come and spank me
Pa rump-a-thump pum
I am a brat, you see
Pa rump-a-thump pum
The finest straps you bring
Pa rump-a-thump pum
To wield and make me sting
Pa rump-a-thump pum
Rump-a-thump pum
Rump-a-thump pum
So, again, please come
Pa rump-a-thump pum
Spank my bum
Come on, baby
Pa rump-a-thump pum
I know you need it too
Pa rump-a-thump pum
My hand will give you sting
Pa rump-a-thump pum
Before the strap I’ll swing
Pa rump-a-thump pum
Rump-a-thump pum
Rump-a-thump pum
Shall I curb your sass
Pa rump-a-thump pum
Through your ass?
So, I nodded
Pa rump-a-thump pum
I’d gone too far this time
Pa rump-a-thump pum
I laid across his lap
Pa rump-a-thump pum
And heard a mighty WHAP
Pa rump-a-thump pum
Rump-a-thump pum
Rump-a-thump pum
Then I felt the heat
Pa rump-a-thump pum
On my seat
Oh, my bottom
Pa rump-a-thump pum
His hand was oh so hard
Pa rump-a-thump pum
My moans the town could hear
Pa rump-a-thump pum
He strapped my tender rear
Pa rump-a-thump pum
Rump-a-thump pum
Rump-a-thump pum
“Have you had enough?”
Pa rump-a-thump pum
KISS MY DUFF!
“Now, you’re getting more!”
Pa rump-a-thump pum
Till I was red and sore
Pa rump-a-thump pum
I sassed my worst for him
Pa rump-a-thump pum
He spanked his best for me
Pa rump-a-thump pum
Rump-a-thump pum
Rump-a-thump pum
Then a tear broke free
Pa rump-a-thump pum
Over his knee
I’m so sorry
Pa rump-a-thump pum
I’ll be your good girl now
Pa rump-a-thump pum
His hand caressed my hair
Pa rump-a-thump pum
“It’s time for aftercare”
Pa rump-a-thump pum
Rump-a-thump pum
Rump-a-thump pum
Then I purred for him
Pa rump-a-thump pum
Me and my bum
Hope you enjoy! And happy/joyous/merry who-cares-we’re-not-doing-anything-anyway.
Erica Scott: Life, Love and Spanking 
You did this for me?? Why, I’m flattered.
I can even spank to Wipeout, and have!!
Signed, your real spanko drummer friend. V-
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I love this one!!! 😍😍😍
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Very good.
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Vince — ha! Well played (pun intended).
Jay — good! I have such fun creating these.
Anonymous — thanks, glad you liked it.
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Erica, thank you for putting me in the holiday mood. Has there ever been an “I saw Mommy spanking Santa Claus” parody?
Hug,
Hermione
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Given the point of the original, I can’t help but think of the unspoken implication here: Spanks for Jesus. I’m sure Jesus approves. LOL
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Thoughtful of you to share this with us Erica, you have brightened up my dreary day. Thank you.
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Hermione — nope, can’t say that there has been. I suppose if I were into F/M, it could be “I Saw Mommy Spanking Santa Claus,” but… yeah. Not happening. I’d have to figure out another way to twist that.
KD — OK, now I’m thoroughly squicked! :-Þ
Pat — you’re welcome. We need laughs.
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Erica: >snicker<
Also…..to Hermione: there is an audio file for that precise tune on the LSF.
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I would say Little Drummer Boy would go well with wheelbarrow position spanking where you can really ‘rump a bum bum’.
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Glenmore — I daresay you’re correct. However, I won’t be assuming that position to find out!
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LOL – Fantastic! I loved it.
Liza
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Liza — glad you liked it!
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How’s this for irony?
I’ve finally been moved to enter the Christmas spirit by a Jewish spanko!
A. Nonymouse
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Mouse — Hey! It’s the miracle of [whatever the fuck holiday you subscribe to]! Good to see ya.
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