Erica Scott: Life, Love and Spanking

Ruminations, opinionated observations, darkly humorous blathering and the occasional rant from an outspoken spanko and unapologetic attention wh–, um, hog.

Ah, memories…

Most of you guys know I edit kinky erotica. Today I was working on a book and one scene had the woman stripped naked and about to go over the man’s knee. He was still fully dressed in a good suit, and she expressed concern that she was going to make a mess of his pants. He smirked and said, “That’s what dry-cleaning is for.” He then went on to taunt her that he’d probably tell his dry-cleaner all about it and how it got there.

Art imitates life, or is it the other way around? Whatever. Reading this, I was reminded of the time a couple of years ago when I was playing with D. We only had three scenes, but holy damn, I was fiercely, unusually attracted to this man. And when we played, well, you know… bodies do what bodies do. I secrete when I’m beat. And D always came over from work, so he was in a suit.

Cut to a couple of days later — D emailed me and teasingly informed me that he’d had to take his suit pants to the cleaners because of a prominent stain. (“Did I do that?”) I got the giggles over that, but what made me guffaw was when he went on to tell me that the cleaner had asked what it was! D, not expecting the question and feeling flustered, muttered something along the lines of, “Uh… I dunno… something fell in my lap.”

He said the cleaner gave him a funny look.

Still laughing.

Have a great weekend, y’all. ♥

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13 thoughts on “Ah, memories…

  1. Anonymous on said:

    LOL!!! I’m glad I’m not in the dry cleaning business.

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  2. bklynny0856 on said:

    He was quite the gentleman-he didn’t stick you with the laundry bill! 😆

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  3. Anonymous — yeah, must see some nasty stuff… !

    bklynny –hah! Yeah, I guess that’s true.

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  4. Dig it! Life’s little funny moments 🙂

    Speaking of memories, I just re-watched “Naughty Secretaries Week 2”. It was a great reminder of how lucky any man would be to play with you. You have wonderful reactions during spanking and your quick wit and sheer smart-assery is just so delightful.

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    • Quai — oh my goodness. In some ways, NSW2 feels like a lifetime ago, and in others it seems like just yesterday. I will always have a special fondness for my very first shoot — it was such an amazing experience in so many ways. Thank you. ♥

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  5. Anonymous on said:

    I enjoyed reading this funny story. I don’t think beat is your favorite word but the rhyme with secrete made the sentence.

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  6. Bob in Wisconsin on said:

    My first reaction upon reading this funny tale was, how sweet it was of you to leave the gentleman a little “calling card” to remember him by!

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  7. Fallow you for a while now many have gone on ahead sense I discovered your blog on accident on blogger Tried to listen to the podcast you sound different than I imagined. Any way keep it up we need reasonable people

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