I Meme What I Say
I’m bored, so… Remember these? They were all the rage back in the MySpace days. I usually posted them with snarky answers. Ronnie saw this one recently and posted it. (Because I’m an editor and can’t leave anything alone, I changed the UK to US spellings and fixed the typos.)
1. Are you a top, bottom, or do you switch?
I’m a 100% bottom.
2. Do you like to be spanked?
3. Knickers or no knickers?
You mean panties? Either/or. At play parties with dozens of people around, I prefer to keep a thong on. In private, start over them and then pull them down.
4. Have you been spanked more than once in a day?
Is Trump orange?
5. How do you like to be spanked?
Often. By someone who knows how.
6. What is something you do that he wishes you wouldn’t do?
Put myself down.
7. What’s your spanker’s favorite implement?
This nasty little wooden hairbrush with ridges on the back. I hate that thing with a passion.
8. Do you have to count your spanks?
Sometimes I have. I’d rather not. Unless it’s a final countdown and I’m eager to get it done.
9. Your favorite implement, and favorite position for a spanking?
A man’s leather belt, and OTK. (But with the belt, I prefer to be lying on a bed or bent over a couch/chair.)
10. Are your weapons of ass destruction on display?
No, I have mine in a closet and in a drawer.
11. Your most dreaded implement, and worst position.
Two hard limits: Heavy wooden frat paddles, and the diaper position. No freaking way.
12. Do you have to wear a particular pair of knickers to get spanked in?
No. Just like to wear pretty, lacy ones. Cheekies are my favorite.
13. Do you have any pictures of your spanked bottom?
Well… hundreds? Thousands?
14. Are you being spanked right now?
Ya know, every one of these memes has at least one incredibly stupid question. This is it.
15. Name one thing you get spanked for?
16. Do you name your implements?
I don’t. But I had a top who named his two horrible paddles Conse and Quences.