Reader Participation — Come Play Along!
Yesterday on Twitter, a fellow spanko posed this question: “How many spankos does it take to change a light bulb?” A handful of people participated, but I wanted to put it out there to the spankosphere. So, with her blessing, I’m asking my readers, and encouraging your feedback. Use your creative muse and give me your funniest answer. And please do post it here in the comments so everyone can see!
Here was mine, in a slightly longer version since I don’t have Twitter character limits.
How many spankos does it take to change a light bulb? Three.
Top: The light burned out. Go change the bulb.
Bottom: No. You do it.
Top: I asked you to do it.
Bottom: You didn’t ask, and no, I don’t feel like it.
Top: Young lady…
Bottom: Change it yourself!
Third spanko: Oh, for fuck’s sake, you two, it’s dark! (changes light bulb)
Your turn! Have a great weekend, y’all. ♥
Erica Scott: Life, Love and Spanking 
T: The light burned out
B: What light?
T: The light right next to you that’s not on
B: I can’t see it. It’s too dark
T: Can you go find a light bulb and a flashlight?
B: If I had a light bulb, we wouldn’t need a flashlight
T: Just go, please
B: Do you suppose the power’s out?
T: No, because the A/C is still running
B: Right, it’s not warm in here
T: Do I need to make it warmer for you?
B: What are you going to do, turn off the power?
A dark spanking ensues. We may never learn the answer.
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Bonnie — HAHAHAHAHA! I knew you’d come through!
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T what did you do the light
B i didnt do anything im in the corner
T go change the bulb
B but you said 15 min
T Go change the bulb and then back in the corner
B thats not fair
T Come here NOW
B yes
T over my knee
B cries
T Smack Smack Smack …. Erica Change the bulb while I spank her Or your Next
B.e. Sit how did i get stuck in this ?
PD
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PD — so, three then.
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Depends on if you changed it or took spanking ! 😉😂
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Hi! Erica, I’m afraid I can’t top any of those fantastic comments, all too clever. Bye for now, Jenny.
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None. They prefer to cry in the dark. (Stolen from here: https://thoughtcatalog.com/january-nelson/2019/09/40-change-a-lightbulb-jokes-that-are-absolutely-hilarious/)
Hugs,
Hermione
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One brat with a cricket or baseball bat and bingo, no more bulb or light fitting. Now if someone would care to fetch some candles and a paddle…
Prefectdt
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Jenny — no worries.
Hermione — Ha! Great link, thanks! That reminds me of this version — How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb? None. “What for I should change the light bulb? My kids never come see me anyway! I’ll just sit here in the dark, God forbid I should die sitting here…”
Prefectdt — how obstreperous of them!
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Zero – No need for electrical light – The ambient glow from a red, rosy
well-spanked bottom should shine up the room
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Maybe none?
She: Hey, fool, ya gonna change that bulb?
He: No, your bottom’s about to be bright enough to light up the whole room.
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Anonymous, Dave — looks like you both had the same idea!
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Eleven. One to change it and ten to endlessly fantasize about what might happen to them if they don’t.
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KD — HA! Love it.
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Thanks.
But hey, you don’t think I could just read such a challenge and just ignore it. LOL
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How many spankos does it take to change a light bulb?
1…2…3..Ouch
Ouch isn’t a number, start again.
1…2…3… Um… 5?
Nope. Start again.
1…2….3
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I tend to think in terms of puns. Why is a “bottom” like a light bulb?
‘Cause they can both be turned on with a switch!
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Hugo — that works too.
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