Correspondence Hall of Shame, the Pre-Rapture Edition
According to some self-proclaimed experts, the world as we know it is ending tomorrow. Might as well spend my last day doing things I’m good at — making my friends laugh and snarking at idiots.
Hi , you have a beautifull ass , I will love to spank you !
Uh… no. You won’t.
I would enjoy indulging in your ass, luv.
Why do I get the feeling that my butt is a pint of Ben & Jerry’s?
I have admit seeing you and your lovely red bare bottom being spanked caused a little rise 🙂
Emphasis on “little,” I’m sure. (snicker) Really? You just had [to] admit this? Your last act on this earth before the Rapture? Sheesh. Looks like you didn’t have much of a life to begin with.
Oh, you’ve got to be @#$%ing kidding me. Well, thank you. I’m honored. It was quite a coup, finding those tanga Depends.
And finally… what do I love, kids? Long, rambling propositions from men who clearly didn’t bother reading my profile. OK, I’ll cut this guy a little slack, since English isn’t his first language (he’s from Switzerland). But still…
hello my dear
i saw your profile and i loved it. the picture is wonderful. but that is not what i am looking for. the girl, woman, lover on my side has to be very pretty inside. that is the only thing that is really important, and what will be very important to me/us.
i am not looking for a sexpartner only, but it is really importantp. i have been inside a RS without sex for 3 years and that almost killed me – REALLY!
i am very open for the most of it but if you are not open enough to live our sexual fantasies, that would be very bad. you must be communicativ, tender,lovely, understanding, inteligent, faithful, … submissive and obdient.
let’s meet and let’s see what happends. i am a good man/dom and it could be your and my dream to go forward and make fantasies come true.
if you are really interested, than please write me to with your contact adress – best would be a mess anger-adress.
you should know, that i am very sexual and have a good sexdrive when i am attracted to my sub and have found my real sub, but not just “fuck”. qualitiy is more important then quantity. but i also love to pleasure my partner like she does it to me. with feelings it is more beautyful that just without.
i love my partner to be more sub, sluty, devoted and submissive. i am looking for my all-in-one-girl-sub. the bdsm-part is a part of my life – not my whole life – but very important.
you should love to dress yourself sexy on my side.
best thing would be, when you have a fable for skirts, sexy shirts/blouse, black(pvc-latex), leather, high heels or boots. i really will admire her for that and will take good care, protect and support her.
be sure, i don’t care any distance, because when we got the connection, we will see where the way goes and leads us.
i am single and i am open to relocate you or myself when it is necessary, when i have found the right sub. i don’t care where my sub is form and how long it needs to meet here as long as we are in contact. but the domination is a part of me – and your devotion is a gift to me, that i will respect and admire.
i am not a player or a time waster – i met to many on this site. i had a sub, but she was busy all the time and the business was more important – i had to accept that.
i pormise, when you answer you won’t be disappointed.
(groan) He mentions “sub” or “submissive” eight times. My ad’s headline reads: “NOT a submissive, just a bottom.” What does that tell you?
Whaddaya mean, you’re not a time waster? You’ve already wasted several precious minutes of my life that I’ll never get back.
If you’re a dom, why do you lower-case your I’s? Do Swiss keyboards not have a shift key?
And finally — if you’re willing to relocate me, would you relocate my boyfriend too? Thanks much. 🙂
In other news, the controversial topic on FetLife about spanking models doing pay sessions at parties rages on, over 200 responses at this time. Church Lady came back and posted more of her endless blather; I lost my temper and told her to put a sock in it. People messaged me privately and cheered. But it didn’t stop her; she posted even more judgmental crap. I give up. Yup, it’s true, folks. All of us in the video industry are soul-less whores and we will corrupt your children and poison your pets. We’re all about money and we’re going to hell in a shopping basket.
But we’re sure as hell having fun. :-Þ
OK, kiddies. See you on the other side. I just hope that if this damned Rapture is for real tomorrow, it happens before John and I have to take his mother to lunch.
Yes, I’m horrible. 🙂 Have a great weekend, y’all.