It’s song parody time again
Been a while since I’ve done one of these. I do need to keep up with my fellow parodist Lea, after all.
Today’s offering is based on the old standard “Fever.” It’s before a lot of y’all’s time, but it’s been covered countless times and the most popular version was done by Peggy Lee. However, ever the contrarian, I think Peggy Lee’s version sucked. So I go back to the original and (IMO) the best, the most soulful and sexy, the version by Little Willie John. Give a listen; I think you’ll find it’s quite the cool song. Pay attention to the lyrics.
And now, while the song is fresh in your mind, here’s my spanko version.
Never know how much I need you
Even when I whine and swear
When you put your hands upon me,
I get a feeling that I’m gonna be bare
You give me spanking,
When I’m sassy,
Spanking when I’m in a pique
Spanking, every evening
Spanking all through the week
Listen to me, brat girl
Hear every word I say
No one can tame you the way that I do
‘Cause they don’t know how to make you obey
I’ll give you spanking
When you’re naughty
Spanking when you say I’m meek
Spanking, every evening
Spanking all through the week!
Bring it on, I tell you
Take my stress away
Raise my skirt, take my panties down
And I’ll believe you when you say that I’ll pay
You’ll give me spanking
When I’m edgy
Spanking when release I seek
Spanking, every evening
Spanking all through the week
Hand lights up my bottom
Belt burns my upper thighs
My eyes fill up when you call my name
‘Cause I know you’ll take me down to size
You give me spanking,
When I bait you
Spanking when I give you cheek
Spanking, every evening
Spanking all through the week!
Hope you enjoyed! One more song you’ll never hear quite the same way again. Happy Hump Day. 😀
Erica Scott: Life, Love and Spanking 
Erica:I'm standing and cheering! Bravo!I love that song. It just smolders. Your words make it even better.Hugs,Bonnie
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Bonnie — Always happy to get a visit from you! I'm so glad you liked it. 🙂
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OH THAT's GREAT! LOVE IT! That's one of my favorite songs!! You're a great parod-ist?? LOLI'll go put up one on my page.. that I wrote to a friend's wall on Fetlife. LOL
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Zelle — LOL! That's great! Everyone, go look: http://nodommeblonde.blogspot.com/2012/03/spanko-song-parody.html
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Most Excellent!
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Hi Erica- I Loved your spanking version i can't get it out of my head hehehe LOL :-)You did a GREAT job. How is this for a little song parody, You give me a fever on my bum then while i'm over your knee being held tight i squeal with delight that i won't give up this fight 🙂 Much love and hug's from your naughty girl Jade xoxo
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Spanky — thanks!Jade — that's cute. 🙂
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Well Done Erica!!! I found myself singing it while reading it LOLThanks for the fun new spanko tune in my head.. here's my favorite verse of yours:Bring it on, I tell youTake my stress awayRaise my skirt, take my panties downAnd I’ll believe you when you say that I’ll payLOVE IT :)Suzy
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Suzy — thanks! I was at the gym, the song came on my iPod, and then the parody just sorta started writing itself. 🙂 Love it when I get those surprise inspirations.
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Yay, parodies! Bravo! That's a great song, the original (never heard that version before) and yours!
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Lea — I took my chances with such an old song. Figured people might not know it. I'm glad you enjoyed it; you do inspire me with yours!
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Hi EricaReally sexy song with hot suggestive lyrics. I do like your version very much. One question though. Will there be a music video?:)Emanuele
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I love that version! Delicious!And I love your lyrics too. :)X
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Hey Emanuele! I think you may have just hit on her next Monday evening festivities with ST! (heehee)VA-va-va-rrrrrroooom!… oohh that was a big bus there! LOL
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Love your version Erica, Very clever. Bravo.Love,Ronniexx
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Emanuele — trust me. NO ONE wants to hear me sing.Zelle — you hush! I don't need no stinkin' bus. I have my own personal freight train named SpankoTango. :-)Poppy — isn't that the best version? (His, not mine.)Ronnie — thanks! 🙂
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Great remake Erica! :)I actually knew the original and then a remake by Madonna-no one else though. Yours is the best of all. 🙂
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Kelly — I've never heard Madonna's version. If it's anything like her remake of "Santa Baby," I'll pass! 🙂
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Beautiful work.
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Erica,I don't think you would care for Madonna's version at all. LOL I found a video of her singing it and she was trying to imitate Patty Page, cigarette included. I didn't care for it.Thanks for posting the original singer. I like his version a lot and also the other posted version. 🙂
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Well done Erica. Good choice of base material too.Karl Friedrich Gauss
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Emen — thank you. :-)Bobbie Jo — blech. I'll pass for sure.KF — thanks!
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Parody of the song "Diamonds area Girl’s Best Friend" Spanking is a Girl’s Best FriendThe English like to whip with canesThey delight in marking rearsBut I prefer a man who spanksAnd this is why…. my dears:A pat on the bum may be quite continentalBut spanking is a girl's best friendA nice friendly smack is just too sentimentalTo feel complete, you will want heat upon your seat Young or old, or so I’m told,A gal keeps her charm in the end‘Cause heart shaped or bubbleIt’s the butt that‘s in troubleSpanking is a girl's best friendI've heard of affairs that are strictly vanillaBut spanking is a girl's best friend,And I think an affair with any kind of fellaIs more refined with the bare-behind on the line.Time rolls on and youth is goneAnd you can't straighten up when you bendBut you’ll call-to-mindEach wack on the behindSpanking is girl’s best friend There may come a time when a lass needs persuadingSpanking is a girl's best friendThere may come a time when she’s tired of waitingFor that very special day when he’s says: “Let’s play!”But he's your guy with arm held highBut beware when his palm does descendIt's then that your hiney will be hot and shinySpanking is a girl's best friendYes, spanking is girl’s best friend
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Anonymous — good one! thank you. 🙂
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