Christmas carol parody, 2015

OK, kids. It’s time for some laughs. The country has gone nuts. Today I had to go to the dentist and got caught in terrible traffic because of a possible bomb scare in the area. Then when I finally got there, I found out I need another root canal. And I’m depressed as @#$% over a blog that wrote up my video with Triple A and referred to me as “mature” five separate times (and spelled my name wrong to boot). I need something funny. How about you?

For those who are new to my blog, I do this every year — write a spanking parody of a Christmas carol. For example, here is last year’s offering:

Do You Hear What I Hear?

This year, I’m keeping it basic — I wrote a parody of “Jingle Bells.” I don’t need to post a link to that song; everyone knows it. So without further ado, I present, to the tune of “Jingle Bells,” “Elves Gone Bad.” Sing along!

Oh, and…

Elves Gone Bad

Bottoms pink
Paddles stink
Santa’s full of crap!
Oh, what fun it is to lie
Across Kris Kringle’s lap, hey!

Pants are down
Bad elves frown
Stockings full of coal!
But oh, what fun it is to wreak
Some havoc at North Pole!

Dashing through the house
Coming in the open door
Presents tossed about
Cookies on the floor!

Eggnog on the walls
What a mess they’ve made
Fun will end when Santa sees
Just how they’ve disobeyed!

Oh, elves gone bad
Santa’s mad
Time for OTK!
Oh, what fun it is to brat
Until you have to pay, hey!

Elves gone bad,
Santa’s mad
Gonna spank them all!
Reddened elves will rub themselves
As they go deck the hall!

Single Post Navigation

← Older Entry

Newer Entry →