Correspondence Hall of Shame, 1/12

It’s simply amazing. No matter how much things change, some things remain exactly the same. I still get this incoherent crud on a regular basis. And this latest batch is so out there, I can’t even decipher them well enough to make fun of them. But I’ll try.

Well hello and I’ve read your entire profile and I like your style, it made me smile and think how fun this will be I love spanking entirely and would be more than willing to participate in your shared passion in the art of spanking , I’m going to write you a long message so you reply, my name is not important , I’m tall white dog owner divorced resident in Xxxxxxxx,I have a drivers license and insurance and my tags are current , I have a cell phone with a number you will need xxxxxxxxxx is the line to call for a good spanking on the behind, you’ll be red as a cherry 🍒 I understand the desire and you’ll be so turned on and wet from the satisfying sting as your ear rings , I know you are not to be degraded or expect Sex from it but let’s be honest you know how turned on it makes me to see your sexy fine ass in that thong like seriously I could eat that ass all year long and write a song, I know ur fit I’m strong too I’m legit , my only concern is that your going to want to much sex when I’m here to do the spanking it gets me too turned on and I’d die leaving with blue balls have you ever considered getting red hot spanked buns covered in my hot glaze as I gaze like a old porno magazine page when I was in the 8th grade, Lol we’ll hope I made you laugh and really hope you write me back I’m vaxxed shave everything except part of my back I love to massage and relax while we share the hot bath I love to pamper and spoil myself love using oils all over myself and have plenty of paddles and whipping sticks some I even made myself they have there own shelf , ask back anything else you got my number it’s on to make the move hope you like to win bcuz with me you won’t lose !

WTAF is all this?? Where does one even begin with this pile of dreck? There is no way I could make this up, folks. It’s real. Covered in his hot glaze?? What, I’m a fucking Krispy Kreme donut now? He could eat my ass all year long and write a song? (I doubt it would be a reboot of “A Taste Of Honey.”) Well, he’s right about one thing… his name isn’t important.

If you enjoy spanking as much as I do then we are truly together know what the other one likes the best. spanking a woman and rubbing it in slowly and playing with all of her body checking how dripping wet she is getting from it. seeinf her eyes as she turns and looking at you the lust inthem glowinf for you to take her with everything you got. you ask yourself should i stop spanking her now and mount her or just keep going. I keep going she will orgasum really hard while getting spanked and grab you cock for all its worth and start sucking on it and not let go if you cum in her mouth she is happy to take it all in and swallow it all and keep sucking it then mount you and start fucking you really hard trying to cum herself more again. if she does she can pass out knowing she has her pleasure to the max. wink, always enjoy to the max and play safe

Oh, wake up, honey, you’re dreaming. Because in reality, if you try to combine spanking with oral sex, you just might end up in the ER with a detachment issue.

Let me bust that ass and talk dirty to you for an hour or so you down?

No. Next?

40 years in the live style.Going back to my days in the days in the Navy
the in 2010 I Shifted to the sights (ALT , BDSM)
Many HAVE come and gone.
The last one lasted 5 years, before leaving the life style(tract my for picking ones too young(:-)
I now need a now need a new sub

I’m glad to hear he’s into the live style. The dead style is so extra. As for picking ones who are too young, I’m reminded of a line I heard on a sitcom recently, regarding an old man marrying a very young woman: “What do you get for an old fool who marries a girl young enough to be his granddaughter? A new prostate?”

As a Dom, I like spankings, floggings, bondage, breast bondage, tit torture, body worship, role playing, age play (Daddy/little girl), massage (giving and receiving), 69, dildo & butt plug training, hot candle wax play, ANR/Breastfeeding, titty-fucking, and using & abusing all three holes of a submissive or slavegirl for My pleasure! };-)

As a bottom, I like spankings. Oh, and massages are nice too, with non-creepy people. You can take the rest of this crap and shove it in your own holes.

if i were to put you in a federal prison, your punishment would be 100 paddlings every day before breakfast

Another one who likes to dream big. And if I had to experience this fantasy, my breakfast of choice would be a procured cyanide smoothie.

(sigh) And how’s your New Year going? I am still adjusting to life without John. Perhaps I always will be doing that. I haven’t given up on the peach rose tattoo idea, BTW. Now I’m toying with the possibility of putting it on my chest over my heart instead of on my forearm. That way it will be a little more private, but I can still see it whenever I want. I’m meeting with a tattoo artist for a consultation on Sunday.

Have a good weekend, y’all. Be safe. Hug your loved ones. ♥

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